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  • September 15, 2015

    What we’re looking for: the X that marks the real spot.

  • September 15, 2015

    Hot tip aka. clue: See our video on Knot Tying.

  • October 26, 2014

    Kid comes in looking for eye patches. Mom points to eye patches. Kid responds, “No. Those aren’t eye patches. Those are tiny pirate hats.”

  • October 4, 2014

    How’s your ghost doing?

  • September 20, 2014

    WE ARE CURRENTLY HAVING TROUBLE ACQUIRING UNTREATED FLAMMABLE TOW, SO WE HAVE SUBSTITUTED FLAMMABLE JUTE IN OUR FIRE MAKING KITS

  • September 18, 2014

    Are you ready for Friday? Talk Like a Pirate Day is here and we’re giving tutorials at the Pirate Store during Happy Reading Hour from 6-8pm

  • August 8, 2012

    People are really into the lard today.

  • October 15, 2011

    I heard scurvy is just a myth. Who believes me?

  • September 23, 2011

    GUARD YOUR NOSES — THE LARD IS NOW OFFICIALLY RANCID. I KNOW, GROSS, RIGHT?

  • January 12, 2011

    Who knows how to remove lard from jeans? This is not a rhetorical question.

  • December 9, 2010

    Today in the pirate store, we are more hopeful than usual.

  • November 30, 2010

    I just invented deck prism hats. Now they exist. And they can never not exist again.


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