Musings August 8, 2012

People are really into the lard today.

Musings October 15, 2011

I heard scurvy is just a myth. Who believes me?

Musings September 23, 2011

GUARD YOUR NOSES — THE LARD IS NOW OFFICIALLY RANCID. I KNOW, GROSS, RIGHT?

Musings January 12, 2011

Who knows how to remove lard from jeans? This is not a rhetorical question.

Musings December 9, 2010

Today in the pirate store, we are more hopeful than usual.

Musings November 30, 2010

I just invented deck prism hats. Now they exist. And they can never not exist again.

Musings November 7, 2010

The Pirate Store is once again selling weapons in the form of leather whips.

Musings August 2, 2010

The mops are fully functioning and radiant with potential.

Musings July 28, 2010

Welcome, good people! Hello there old friends, new friends, self-assured shoppers, unwashed masses…

Musings October 11, 2009

Definitely one of the top five pirate stores I’ve been to recently. —David Byrne