The Pirate Store | San Francisco's Only Independent Pirate Supply Store
August 8, 2012
People are really into the lard today.
October 15, 2011
I heard scurvy is just a myth. Who believes me?
September 23, 2011
GUARD YOUR NOSES — THE LARD IS NOW OFFICIALLY RANCID. I KNOW, GROSS, RIGHT?
January 12, 2011
Who knows how to remove lard from jeans? This is not a rhetorical question.
December 9, 2010
Today in the pirate store, we are more hopeful than usual.
November 30, 2010
I just invented deck prism hats. Now they exist. And they can never not exist again.
November 7, 2010
The Pirate Store is once again selling weapons in the form of leather whips.
August 2, 2010
The mops are fully functioning and radiant with potential.
July 28, 2010
Welcome, good people!
Hello there old friends, new friends, self-assured shoppers, unwashed masses…
October 11, 2009
Definitely one of the top five pirate stores I’ve been to recently. —David Byrne