First things first! Go to amazon.com. Make sure you have an account and buy your dragon. Use code: sauce to get fifty percent off.

Now that you have a dragon, get a saddle and tame the dragon by feeding it milk and cookies. Make sure the milk is boiling hot.

Since you have done all that, gain the trust of the dragon by feeding fire to it and it will trust you.

Dragons are way too big for us humans. They’re as big as Jupiter! Right here is a solution.

After all that, do it again and breed them. Now you have a dragon that is your size, so do this all the time and you will have a family.