If kids could vote for presidents, I would want to vote. There are three presidents to vote for: Nose Picker, Pencil Chewer, and Lice Spreader. I would want to vote for Pencil Chewer. She is less gross out of all of them.
I would write Pencil Chewer on my sheet of paper and put it into the machine, then wait for some time. Then, guess what? Pencil Chewer would win! Hooray! I would be so happy Pencil Chewer won. I am sure she will make great laws.