I am spicy, spectacular, and smooth.
I am also green and small as a leaf.
I am as crunchy as stepping on a ton of dry leaves.
I am so spicy that you will be screaming for milk.
I am as smooth as a freshly ironed shirt.
You need to wash me before you eat or cook me.
I am as quiet as a group of butterflies.
People mostly chop me and put me in sandwiches, such as a Subway six-inch or foot-long.
People will say, “I need water!” so loudly that people all the way in New York can hear them.
 
Who am I? I’m a jalapeño!