Reporter: “Breaking News is now Bacon News.
 
Bacon is taking over the city.
 
Because of that, all bacon must go to jail.
 
And now flaming pigs are attacking.
 
They are pigs in the process of becoming bacon.
 
One hit the power line.
 
They’re breaking down the door.
 
One got in the refrigerator.
 
We’re interviewing one of the people who saw everything.”
 
Reporter: “How did you feel about what happened?”
 
Dog: “Growl, ruff, ruff!”
 
Reporter: “Okay?! You like Bananas.”
 
This piece was originally published in The Bridge Built Out of Stars, available in our store.